December 2010
2 posts
seriously, what is a figgy pudding?
Happy Christmas! ‘Tis the season for the singing of songs full of nouns and verbs that we have no idea what they mean. Like, “tannenbaum” (a German word for a species of fir tree, which you could kind of figure out by the repeated use of “Christmas tree” in its place, but still),  or, “troll”, as in, “troll the ancient Yule tide carols” (turns out “troll” is not a mythical cave dwelling being),...
Dec 16th
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knockman and friends
i’ve gotten several emails about this, and well, after tracking them down i thought i’d just post them here. you can find them on, well, audiocubes.com merry christmas
Dec 2nd
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October 2010
1 post
Lite Brites(r) are fun! sort of. well...
hooray! our latest video has been posted on the internet machines. i have a friend named, wesley, who often tells a story of being a kid and spending an entire day setting up dominoes, like, when you set them up in a line with the intent to flick the first one in the line and set off a chain of events begun by the one domino falling into the next. he would set up these elaborate pieces of work in...
Oct 21st
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August 2010
3 posts
why does this make me feel so not safe?
Aug 16th
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delivery. two cheese. two pepperoni.
Aug 11th
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kids, drugs is bad.
Aug 9th
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July 2010
2 posts
dream...
last night i woke myself up from a dream, as in, i was in the dream, and realized, “this is the weirdest dream ever.” and so i woke myself up so i could consciously say to myself, “woah, that is the weirdest dream ever!” it goes like this… i was a towel. as in, david crowder was not a human anymore, but a white, fluffy towel, folded on a shelf. it was actually quite...
Jul 30th
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what does it mean?
jack, our (dc*b) guitar player, sent me this video and told me that it was culturally relevant. i never doubt jack, especially when he sends me videos. and so i post it here now, so we can contribute to the current metaphysical, esoteric conversation regarding natural phenomenon. jack’s video response to Hungrybear9562’s video: Yosemitebear Mountain Giant Double Rainbow 1-8-10....
Jul 11th
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May 2010
1 post
first star on the right...
since it has been so long since my last post, i really wanted to say something clever and substantial here. instead, i give you this: you know how entertaining it is to stumble upon whole pockets of culture that exist despite your ignorance of them? i have had numerous discoveries broaden my understanding of the eccentricities of humanity. whether it be circuit benders:  or ferret owners:  ...
May 25th
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March 2010
3 posts
the apocalypse, duh.
i’m hoping you’ve already seen this, but in case you haven’t, here’s something that i might be so bold as to call, “a real treat.” it is rockumentary number 5. i mentioned the plot line in one of my answers to the q and a that kicked off this new blog, and it is as follows: jack has become obsessed with the 2012 apocalypse, most likely because he watched that preposterous movie, 2012, which...
Mar 24th
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the day eddie vedder taught me how to surf
first of all, there was a rainbow. now, given that we were in hawaii, this is not so significant. here, there are rainbows everyday. it is a magical rainbow land. they have rainbows on their license plates, just rubbing it in: “yeah, we have rainbows, like, all the time.” my texas license plate proudly proclaims, “the lone star state,” yet has exactly 23 stars, a moon, a cowboy riding a horse...
Mar 10th
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fantastical!
Mar 10th
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January 2010
3 posts
everything you expect... plus! a whole lot more
we, the david crowder*band, have a developing theory that we frequently pull out, to laugh about and add to, and it is this: there is a grocery store on the outskirts of waco, texas, this beautiful metropolis we call home, that we are convinced is a psychological testing facility. i say this and you don’t take me seriously. but i am. i am serious. it is the only reasonable explanation for the...
Jan 28th
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crowder's fantastical church music conference.
i have some exciting news. i am putting on a conference, yes, you read that correctly, i am putting on a conference. it will be called, “crowder’s fantastical church music conference.” and here’s what i’m wondering – who you think i should include in this conference, as far as presenters go. i mean, i have a lot of ideas and have been talking to many of my friends about this, but i suspect you’d...
Jan 20th
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definition: crowder
sent to me by one todd fadel. thank you todd. who knew?
Jan 14th
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December 2009
2 posts
finally, a's to the q's in two parts: part two.
Question! I attended the A Collision Cd release party in Waco Texas. While there we were handed out FREE dvds. Inside the DVD was a link to download acoustic songs from A Collision. You guys however did give a very special treat by giving away a free download of a song called Bent/dear katrina! This song is pretty intense and yet I can never figure out the words! Once and a while i think i have...
Dec 30th
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finally, a's to the q's in two parts: part one.
What are the mechanized voices saying in “Church Music – Dance? dear george, bethany, and joe. the mechanized voices, (which are produced by one jack partker) are saying the following: s-h-o-u-t shout it from your l-u-n-g-s oh we s-i-n-g-i-t-l-o-u-d. there may also be a brief reference to peppermint mocha being the tastiest beverage offered by the ubiquitous franchise chain, starbucks...
Dec 30th
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November 2009
3 posts
q and a
hope you had a fantastic thanksgiving. the cowboys beat oakland, which isn’t saying much, but still, it was a nice finish to the afternoon. also, i have to say, “thank you,” to everyone who came out to a stop on the church music tour. it was amazing and you are a star for showing up and sharing an evening with us and our friends. it was a blast! i’m sad it is over but...
Nov 27th
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veterans day - marching bands of waco
happy veterans day. (it feels weird to type, “happy,” in that sentence. it’s just what came out.) today, on a number of occasions, i got more than a little choked up, feeling thankfulness well-up from some quiescent space inside of my chest for the men and woman who have sacrificed to defend our country. all of the words i take for granted, like, “democracy,” and, “freedom,” and, “liberty,” and,...
Nov 12th
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the epicness of bloggery
i’d like to kick this thing off with a little honesty. it has been a struggle to decide whether a blog was even necessary. i mean, as a band, we have a myspace, a facebook, a twitter, a website, a youtube page, is there really need for a blog? the answer is yes, and I’ll demonstrate. what follows could never find an appropriate home in any of those other environments. no, what follows requires...
Nov 2nd
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October 2009
1 post
hello. let us begin...
hello. this is my new blog. this is my old blog. goodbye old blog. hello new blog!
Oct 31st
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